70+ Funny Good Night Messages and Wishes

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Funny Good Night Messages

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 The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Good Night My Dear!!

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 Do not sleep so tight until you can’t hear. When I was at your house earlier I saw bed bugs. Be on the lookout. Good Night My Dear!!

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 The day is over, it’s time for rest. Sleep well my dear you gave it your best. Tomorrow comes, oh so soon, close your eyes and awake before noon. Good Night My Dear!!

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 Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight. Good Night My Dear!!

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 As much as I appreciate your friendship, my best moment with you is when you wish me a good night. Good Night My Dear!!

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 For from us the day takes flight, but, like a glowing torch in heaven, to us, the grace of God is given: It tends and guards till morning light – Good Night My Dear!!

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 Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night My Dear!!

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 Night is a time to rest and relax. Do not spend time thinking about tomorrow! Just go to the world of dreams in peace. Good Night My Dear!!

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 As I have discovered, what you feed your mind in the day will affect your quality of sleep at night. Yvonne Haughton Good Night My Dear!!

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 if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.. Good Night My Dear!!

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 If you can’t find sleep and you are always peeping on the phone to chat, just switch it off and enjoy your sleep. Good Night My Dear!!

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 Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love! Good Night My Dear!!

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 I don’t have the energy to talk; this text is more than enough. See you tomorrow. Good Night My Dear!!

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 If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream! Good Night My Dear!!

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 I just had a nightmare, I saw you being kidnapped, I chased the kidnappers but could not get hold of them. Checking if you are safe! I wish you a good night that is free of nightmares! Good Night My Dear!!

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Funny Good Night Messages For Him

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 Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 I hope you had a crazy day, and I shouldn’t wish you a good night. Since I have texted, goodnight to you! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 The tiny stars peep out on high; The silvery moon; the dark blue sky, The zephyrs whisper; the owls cry. Good-night. Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Thinking about your mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Let’s go on a date because the night appears to be a little dull. Put on your pajamas, lie down in your bed, and dream of meeting me! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now! Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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 I was ready to fall asleep when I thought about how attractive and kind you are. Love, have a wonderful night. Good Night My Sweetheart!!

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Funny Good Night Messages For Her

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 You haunt me every night because I see you in my dreams all the time. I wish a lovely night to y darling filled with the sweetest dreams. Good Night My baby!!

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 Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Good Night My baby!!

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 As you lay down to bed tonight, I want you to know I asked the ghosts to keep watch and guard you throughout the night. Good Night My baby!!

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 Did you know that I always dream about your beautiful face every night? Well, I just told you so now you know. Good Night My baby!!

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 Sleep well my number one lady, this doesn’t mean that there is a number two though. I hope the stars will shine on you tonight and bring along blessings in your life. Good Night My baby!!

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 Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes Good Night My baby!!

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 My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams! Good Night My baby!!

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 Is there any girlfriend who is funnier than you, I don’t think so. As you go to sleep have the sweetest dreams and enjoy your night. Sleep tight! Good Night My baby!!

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 I’m so grateful for you that you are in my life. I wish you a restful and peaceful night and can’t wait to see you again tomorrow. Good Night My baby!!

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 Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love! Good Night My baby!!

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 My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams! Good Night My baby!!

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 I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my everything, and I love you with all of my heart. Have a great night! Good Night My baby!!

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 Dearest, although in sleep, we might be drifted apart and in different worlds, I’m upbeat since you’ll always be in my dreams. Good Night My baby!!

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 Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Since the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my affection. Good Night My baby!!

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 You must be tired of thinking about me all day, so why don’t we meet in dreamland, honey? Have a good night! Good Night My baby!!

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Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends

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 I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow, so call it a day and go to sleep! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 you better go to sleep, or I’ll tattle that you stayed up all night watching Netflix if you’re late for class tomorrow. Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for testing purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 My friend, People sleep serenely in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence for their sake.  Good Night My Friend!! 

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 A funny good night text reduces stress on the side of the receiver. Every friend, lover, or family member will appreciate the gesture of a funny text. Good Night My Friend!! 

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 As your only well-wisher, I’d want to warn you that you’re going to regret playing games all night tomorrow. Please go to sleep! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house. Good Night My Friend!! 

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 I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow, so call it a day and go to sleep! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Throughout the day you were in my thoughts, now it’s your turn for me to be in your thoughts throughout the night. Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Good Night My Friend!! 

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 Dear friend, Don’t hesitate to let your toes watch out from under the spreads. No boogeyman will set out to turn out with me directly adjacent to you. Kissing bugs? Not with me around. Good Night My Friend!! 

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Funny Good Night Wishes

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 I wish I could be the stars. I would watch over you as you sleep. May your dreams come true! I wish you a peaceful night Good Night To You!!

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 Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night To You!!

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 As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night To You!!

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 I wish God made me an SMS to reach you in Seconds. Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling, which is worth millions for me!!! Good Night To You!!

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 I promise to be the warrior who fights all your nightmares and the messenger who brings all your sweet dreams. Good Night To You!!

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 Night is to see the dreams and day is to make them true. So it’s good to sleep now and see the dreams. Good Night To You!!

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 Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night To You!!

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 People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good Night To You!!

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 Touch the earth, love the earth, honor the earth, her fields, valleys, slopes, and seas; rest your spirit in her solitary spots. Good Night To You!!

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 Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good Night To You!!